Lima to Quito Equador

Today another early start, a delayed flight and believe me the day did not get any better…
On landing in Quito the usual lengthy queues, mass crowds, immigration forms, custom declarations, stamping of passports and then lifting all the luggage to have it scanned on arrival at customs.
Imagine my surprise when one of my bags were detained and I was asked what was in it. As I have an ever growing number of bags I could only hazard a guess as to why I was being asked this question. “Lady you have bananas in your bag” the customers officer ever so keen to help me out stated. “Oh have I?” I replied wide eyed but not completely legless…I was then escorted to a “room” where my bananas were laid out on the table – both of them – 🍌🍌
“Lady you declared you had no fruits or vegetables products with you” the customs officer declared in a severe tone of voice. In my head I was wondering whether I would be sent straight to jail or whether I could possibly phone a friend first or even use a real toilet instead of the
impending prisoners bucket. I then had to hand my passport in, which I was reluctant to do as you never know if you’ll get it back after 25 years in jail for such
a serious offence.
However after I had completed a form and corrected the customs officers incorrect sum of three illegally imported bananas to the correct sum of two, I then had to sign a declaration (of what I am still not sure!!).
After my passport details had been noted I was then free to go. Unfortunately I had to leave my pair of bananas in customs where I’m sure they enjoyed them as they were just the perfect ripeness for a banana.
My criminal record is growing and alas I fear there are a number of countries who will not welcome me with open arms anymore. My false Peruvian notes still hide in my purse and I have not been arrested for Money laundering……yet!!!!